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Claudia Osyn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.06 02:46:00 -
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Ok, is it just me or are there more megalomaniacs here then one can possibly laugh at in a day?
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Claudia Osyn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.06 16:27:00 -
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Cuci Cairi wrote:Please tell me you had some kind of albino pet on your lap while writing this, slowly petting it while giggling to yourself. A bald cat maby? |

Claudia Osyn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.06 23:37:00 -
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Soooooooo, how's the genocide coming along? |

Claudia Osyn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.07 03:11:00 -
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Constantin Baracca wrote:Nashuar Attor wrote:It's always pleasant to come back to station after an extended period in space fighting various baddies, get out of your pod, have a shower, dismiss your crew, organize some solid food and sit down on the couch in your staterooms, log into the IGS to receive a health dose of delusion and crazy. It's been a while since we've seen anyone with this particular level self aggrandizement. It sounds to me like the poor guy is in desperate need of the kind of help Jandice Ymladrisis offering.
Just out of interest, has anyone been prompted to go searching for these clues to stop the destruction of all of New Eden? I'd do it myself, but after ten days in the pod this couch is feeling really very soft and this rum I'm sipping is only just starting to hit the spot.
We're all a bit busy from what I gather. I would rather watch the attempt. It will prove amusing.
Popcorn and beer is all I'll need. Any chance we can move up the schedule a bit? 7 days is a bit of a wait. |

Claudia Osyn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.08 05:00:00 -
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Darian en Chasteaux wrote:In response to the email...
I am now at liberty to reveal my demands...if they are not met within 24-36 hours of this report, there will be a continuation of my invasion forces...hek they might even go rogue on me once this thing hits the fan I may not even be able to avert the war; however, your efforts, that is, all of Amarr, may succeed in averting a major catastrophe the likes of which none of you will ever recover from.
These are my demands:
1) 700 Freed Slaves 2) 100 Elite Slaves 3) 100 Science Graduates 4) 100 Exotic Dancers of the Female Gender
5) 100 Marines to protect the envoys IE for those who dont know math: 100 Marines for each 100 Delievered Envoy or a total ot 1000 Marines
Contracts are to be made to me as PUBLIC ITEM EXCHANGE with NO COLLATERAL
The Clock Is Ticking ... _ _ _ ...
Darian wait wait wait, you went from "Inescapable wrath of God genocide" to " plz gimme stuff or I'll shoot you" ? You, sir, wouldn't be trying to back out of this would you?
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Claudia Osyn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.08 06:52:00 -
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Darian en Chasteaux wrote:.....
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no...not bakkin out
I just got done loadin up my ship - headed south now
well that was a belated post above I forgot to post it - must have been all the insanity of...this game
darian...out
PS I am in the homelands...the ghost hunt will have to wait til tomorrow nite - i need his blessing for the upcoming war in the next 24 hours
... --- ... ..... Right, well good luck. Try not to get spaced before the show starts. |

Claudia Osyn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.09 01:07:00 -
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Katran Luftschreck wrote:Darian en Chasteaux wrote:there is a chinese saying... What's a "chinese?" A Minmatar dish of some sort, maby? It sounds tasty. |

Claudia Osyn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.09 03:30:00 -
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Uhhh, when is this "assault" suppose to take place again? |

Claudia Osyn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.10 21:22:00 -
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Darian en Chasteaux wrote:...
I was unsuccessful last night in any attempts to...do anything basically...
I think many people here owe you an I-told-you-so" |

Claudia Osyn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.11 03:02:00 -
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Erys Charantes wrote:Sorry, but I have to give this production a two out of ten... I mean, where can I even start in what could have been done better? If you view it as a comedy I'm sure you could see it deserves a three...... |
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Claudia Osyn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.11 21:21:00 -
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Arkady Vachon wrote:Darian en Chasteaux wrote:...
due to major tech difficulties and the fact that my ship has not been repaired due to the fact that I have no ISK due to the fact that i lost 600MIL worth of ISK which I really dont care about anymore due to the fact that I will be departing thru the New Eden Gate in a few days...the video stream of this adventure came to an abrupt halt as many might imagine...
You lost 600 Million ISK? May I ask how? I'm fairly sure it has to do with those female exotic dancers and a lot of booster abuse. |

Claudia Osyn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.12 04:44:00 -
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Darian en Chasteaux wrote:Greetings, It seems as tho my compatriot has spilt the beans... Yes alas I must venture forth...however and the final adventure will not be a live event due to, you guessed it, tech difficulties...and again however I am pleased to say that the event WILL be recorded and a copy of which will be sent to the 'digitized' archives of the Book Of Records you Amarrians hold so dear; entrusted to Family Ardishapur; sent just prior to exiting the New Eden Universe. Wish me luck...and for some reason as I cannot explain...the thought of using all those bombs and lasers on those vaults...I cant for the life of me figure out how I came to that notion; I think it was the Minmatar in me; I have fended off what seems to have been some kind of disease I picked up on Embod. I will be leaving behind 2 clones; 2 of which have already been destroyed. In the end, as to which I cannot say when, I will leave behind my corpse in passing thru the gate...somewhere, in that system, I will leave a can, or 2, or 3...the contents of which, well, you will just have to find it for yourself and see ! After some period it seems as tho certain contents disappear...of course, you can 'blink' me and try to take the contents before I leave...but will and when it is worth it; you will never know ! Have a nice Eve ! PS: Here is the video output channel we have all been waiting for: http://www.youtube.com/user/astralpaladin/videosDarian en Chasteaux does this mean you'll stop with he scary, psychosis fuelled posts, and we can lock this thread and never speak of it again?
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